Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Sanctity of Marriage - Exhibit A

As I am sure all of you are aware, the straight Christian community avidly opposes equal marriage rights for gays and lesbians. They do this because marriage is a sacred institution ordained by God, and gays would only tarnish and destroy it. In what is sure to be a series of blogs, I will demonstrate the ways these holy defenders of the sacred institution of marriage protect it from the God hating homos.

From Yahoo News:

The bride wore white, 2-ply toilet paper

Wed Dec 19, 6:46 PM ET

If you're the kind to need a tissue at weddings, this was the place to be Wednesday. Jennifer Cannon wore a dress made of toilet paper when she was married to Doy Nichols at a public restroom in Times Square.

"You may kiss the bride," the officiant said, "but please don't squeeze the Charmin dress."

The intricately detailed dress — which looked at a glance like a regular wedding gown — was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest, sponsored by

The ceremony took place at the Charmin Restrooms — temporary, free public restrooms set up for the event. As the newlyweds from Lexington, Ky., walked back down the aisle, family and friends threw — what else? — shredded tissue.


Public Restroom to hold the wedding in: $0.00
Toilet Paper Wedding Dress: $5.00
Preserving the sanctity of marriage: Priceless

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